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Squirrel Showdown: Nature's Fitness Coach?
Anniki
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Last week, I decided to finally get my life together and start jogging. I made it exactly 14 steps before a squirrel ran across the path, stopped, and stared at me like I was lost. I tried to keep running, but the squirrel actually chased me—FULL SPEED—like it had a personal problem with my fitness journey. People on the path thought I was doing some kind of “interpretive cardio dance.” I sprinted, screamed, and hopped over a bush. The squirrel followed. I tried reasoning with it—yes, I was negotiating with wildlife. “Bro, I’m just trying to improve myself!” I yelled.
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Bioluminescent
science, fiction
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Mark
Acorn